The gutter's a little ways out of my reach, methinks

[soc_puppet]

So, how's everyone out there doing? I myself seem to have discovered a strange new hobby/habit - that is, I am now avidly watching for safe sex practices in hentai/ecchi manga and doujin. The reason being, probably, my extreme surprise at actually finding some last night. Srsly.

Socchan, while reading a certain yaoi manga last night: Oh, hay, a condom!
Later in that same manga (different story): Another condom, score.
A few pages after this: Huh. I really need to check the 'rules' on condom usage, and when exactly they need to be changed, 'cuz otherwise I won't know whether or not to grade down on the lack of changing there.

Bizarrely, it makes me feel even more like writing a condomuse!lemon. Or three even. Even more than I feel like writing het for my next lemon (which I mostly feel like doing because I seem to have not actually written a het lemon yet, and thus said that my next one damn well better include some het sex already). Yeah. Condoms. ...WTF, me.

On a slightly related note, I finally know what a hickey looks like IRL! ...It's probably telling that I didn't know what they looked like before today, too. Also that I had to force myself not to stare with my artist's eyes and all that. I mean, I'm pretty sure I'mma be including them in projects at some point in the future (though damned if I know exactly what they'll be), so not knowing what they looked like outside of manga was kinda ...detrimental, I think? Iunno, it's been too long since I did regular non-fic/non-comic reading, and my vocabulary has noticably suffered for it.


...Yeah, okay, considering how much of that post was bedroom related, I must really need to be writing another lemon soon. Gotta get this outta my head somehow. *hums a little and starts typing in a new window*

Edit: Also, the lot of you who open your bananas from the top/'handle' end are heathans. Not really, I just disagree.

Comments

[sleepfighter.livejournal.com]

It's pretty simple. One condom per sexual act, or if you think it's not working anymore(ripped, etc). And and lots of lube for less breakage.

[soc_puppet]

Sexual act as defined how? Ending in orgasm, or ending in change of activity (e.g., going to anal from oral)?

[sleepfighter.livejournal.com]

Change of activity. More chance of riping and infection otherwise.

[soc_puppet]

Gotcha ¦O Okay, definitely points off for not changing condoms then. Still, major points for the drawing of them at all.

[sleepfighter.livejournal.com]

Seriously. Bad porn. Baad porn. (:P)

[soc_puppet]

I just have strange standards is all :/ And the ability to turn my brain off when it comes to certain things, apparently.

[candy--chan.livejournal.com]

I FULLY SUPPORT YOU WRITING MORE LEMONY GOODNESS!!

*shoves Hakuba and Kaitou Kid at you and runs*

[soc_puppet]

*stares at the new Kaito and Hakuba set* *turns and blinks slightly at the Kaito and Hakuba and Aoko set in the corner* *shrugs, and goes back to paying attention to Shiratori and Yumi* WTF, you two, what do you mean by turning this into a serious-ish fic?

[candy--chan.livejournal.com]

*ears perk up at the idea of a threesome* Must have... *steals Shiratori and Yumi and holds them hostage*

...don't I owe you an OT3 fic from, like, a hundred years ago? Whoops...I should probably write that sometime, huh? *fails at life*

[soc_puppet]

o_O *Yumi pouts - she was going to get some, dammit! - and Shiratori just kinda boggles - he still wasn't quite sure what was going on there, really* *Aoko blushes a nice cherry red, Hakuba blushes only a little and kinda looks away, attempting to look slightly put off, and Kaito leers* *the author is actually slightly put out, but will fix that shortly* Gimme a deadline so I can go over it and you can give me a dirty look?

XD something like that, yes. And I would like that very much :3 ♥

[candy--chan.livejournal.com]

Oh, fiiiiiiiiiine... *gives Yumi and Shiratori back* But a threesome would be tres yummy! :D *isn't a pervert at all, nope nope nope* A deadline...hmmm...a couple weeks? I fail at the deadline game *readies dirty look anyway for use if necessary*

...okay, I will do what I can!

[soc_puppet]

:DD Thank you ♥ ...Well, yes, it would, come to think of it. *glances over her shoulder at Shiho, Shin'ichi and Ran, who weren't exactly planning to do anything lemon related, but were still thinking about it* How 'bout by the end of the month, then? :3 And if I'm not done with at least one lemon by then, you have my full permission to give me a dirty look.

♥♥♥ Harts 4 u!

[candy--chan.livejournal.com]

I WILL TAKE WHATEVER OT3 YOU ARE WILLING TO THROW ME!! :D :D :D And to think that I never read yaoi or lemons before I jumped into the Conan fandom... Deal! I shall be vigilant and pester you until then!

WAI! I get harts! :3 Now I just have to figure out a story and/or the geometry therein...

[soc_puppet]

OKAY THEN :DDb WORKS FOR ME. *briefly contemplates yuri OT3s...* Gasp! We are so corruptive! Sounds good to me :Db

Yay, harts ^__^ I look forward to the results ♥

[candy--chan.livejournal.com]

YES WE ARE!! AND ZOMG I WOULD TOTALLY LOVE YOU FOREVER YURI NEEDS MORE LOVE! :D :D :D

May they not be disappointing.

[soc_puppet]

I shall see what I can cum dear God that was bad even for me come up with :3

*crossing of fingers and knocking on of wood?* Though I do have faith in your abilities ;)

Also! On an unrelated note! You and msbbt... You want Avatar season two, as playable on your computer? And, if so, can either of your computers play DVDs? 'Cuz that would mean that much less hassle. Otherwise, I can still burn the lot of it to CDs :3 And just about any other anime that I have and you possibly want.

[candy--chan.livejournal.com]

I will love you forever. And that pun wins :D

Aww, thank you! *glomps* I will strive to achieve some sort of...realism ^^;;

ZOMG YOU ARE SO MUCH LOVE AVATAR YAAAAY!! ^_____^ What all animes do you have lying around that you might be willing to share, yes? :3 *luff luff luff*

[soc_puppet]

:3 ♥ I would deny it, but the words would taste false in my mouth. Shaddup, I was just reading people talking in Early Modern English.

Yayness :DD *yet more harts 4 u* ♥♥♥

:DDD Okay, lessee if I can remember all of them.
My HiME (complete)
Fate Stay Night (complete)
Maria-sama ga Miteru (complete + OAV)
Sailor Moon (some (RealMedia files) + some PGSM (.AVI files))
Princess Tutu (first five episodes)
Yami no Matsuei
Ouran High School Host Club (first seventeen episodes)
Bleach (a considerable amount, mostly RealMedia files)
Princess Princess (mostly flash files)

...And lots more that I can't remember off the top of my head, I'm sure. I'd have to take a look. I can also throw far too much manga at you, if you'd like :3

[candy--chan.livejournal.com]

Hee~!! Take the compliment--TAKE IT, I SAY!

SQUEE! *grabs harts and gobbles them up*

I have all of the Ouran episodes, but otherwise...whatever you are willing to give me, I will take and love and cherish forever. Is there anything I can give/bring for you?

[soc_puppet]

*takes the compliment - oh baby, more, give me more! stopping now rly*

:DDD

Okay, sounds good to me :3 And just your own darn self is good as far as I'm concerned ♥ ...Though if you feel like giving me what of Ouran I'm missing, I won't exactly say no.

[candy--chan.livejournal.com]

Oh baby oh baby you like that oh yes you do! *is stopping now as well, yes* *lovingly blames this on Jeva's influence*

^_________^

D'awww, yay! You shall have the rest of Ouran! I warn you--a couple of the videos I have are kind of screwy in the picture department--like, it just goes wonky. But it's still read-able (they're all subbed). Hope that is teh cool, yes? :D

[soc_puppet]

*will also blame Jeva, as she is short on other blamable influences* *wonders who should point this conversation out to Jeva*

^______~v

Yay, thank you :DDD That's fine, that's fine ^^v If worse comes to worst, I can always re-download.

[candy--chan.livejournal.com]

One of us needs to point this out to Jeva, as she is sort of a Professional Bad Influence :D

*salutes* Ye shall receive!

[soc_puppet]

OH YEAH!

Law of Ueki (complete) and Kyou Kara Maou (a whole damn lot of) also :3

[candy--chan.livejournal.com]

THAT WILL WORK TOO!! *is going to die a fangirling death right now and is totally fine with that*

You are my hero. Big time :D :D :D

And that icon is love ♥♥♥ *gives you harts now*

[soc_puppet]

And Read or Dream, now that I think of it, and... *trailing off*

Have you seen Yami no Matsuei yet? 'Cuz yeah. Heavy on the gay subtext it is :3 *is a hero, whee!*

Thank yew ^___^ *takes the harts and puts them in jars for later - mmm, pickled harts*

Also, never got an answer re: DVDs. Your computer can read them Y/N/ticky?

[candy--chan.livejournal.com]

*flails wildly and luffs on you lots*

Hmmm...gay subtext...I played Hangman with the other girl in my band section once, and I gave her the message "I like it when boys touch boys." Let it never be said that I did not corrupt freshmen.

Hmmm...pickled harts...and now I'm thinking of Robin Hood: Men in Tights, when Latrine makes the omelet...

Ummm...my laptop's DVD thingie is sort of kaput at the moment, so...I hate to ask if it's more work, but CDs might be a bit better. TICKY BOX LOVE, THOUGH! :D

[soc_puppet]

*is flailed at and thus also flails and joins in the loving on*

:D Works for me! Yami you shall get! And also, yay for corrupting people!

I fale at remembering that sceene, apparently :( Oh, well!

That's fine, I'll probably just narrow down the number of series I give you then. But Avatar season two and Yami no Matsuei are a must! ...You mind if I skip the first five eps of Avatar for size concerns?

[candy--chan.livejournal.com]

*loves on you until you turn plaid*

I fully support the corrupting power of evil! :D :D :D

It's when we first meet her--up in the tower? We think she's making a potion with, "Blood of a hen...ah, a little more blood..." and then hands it to him and tells him to eat it. Tracy Ulman = win!

Absolutely! And don't worry about the first five episodes, for I have them in my grubby little possession :D You are an angel amongst non-angelic things!! ^_______^

[kaitodoushi.livejournal.com]

ZOMG, AVATAR!!! *throws huge amounts of luffs on joo*

Other than that, uh... *looks at list* candy__chan is supposed to give me all of Ouran *glares*. If she's not getting them (or if you have a lot of time), I wouldn't mind Bleach, Kyou Kara Maou, or Ueki ^^; But that's only if you don't mind... *hides*

...I have random Naruto episodes! XD

[soc_puppet]

:DDD ♥ You need the first five eps of season two, or do you have the first DVD? 'Cuz yeah, having that means less work for me.

Also, repeating the DVD playability question: can you play 'em on your computer, or will I need to go for CDs? I'm pretty sure I'll be able to wrangle at least one of those series for you either way, though.

I'm willing to take copies of random Naruto episodes :DD All I've got so far is the two movies and the sports festival short AKA, the ten minute toilet humor thing where Sasuke sticks a rod up Naruto's but.

[kaitodoushi.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I need the first five eps -_-; *is waiting for the full season to save money* And I can play DVDs on my computer, but whatever is easier for you ^_^.

And, actually, I can't save things as DVDs, so Naruto would have to be in CD form ^^; I have 1-25, 112, 114-117, 120-134 (end of the actual storyline before the fifty million fillers) and 162-167 XD Supposedly that site I got them from now has all the episode, but I'm stuck with crappy dial up now. ...And I didn't realize there were so many fillers cause I don't care about them.

[soc_puppet]

'Kay then :D And that makes sense. DVDs = easier, because there's fewer to deal with in the long run, so yay! Lots of stuff for you :3

CDs is fine ♥ And dailup = teh suck, so I sympathize.

[dagronrat.livejournal.com]

Not heathen... Mumblemumblesleepytalk... Though admit I sometimes open 'em from the side.


And apparently my evil side thoroughly approves to the rest of post. ♥

LOVE FOR BANANAS! *goes to crash innabed*

[soc_puppet]

DD: I'm beginning to think I should make a post soley dedicated to the benefits of opening bananas from the non-handle end.


XD Well, my evil side approves of your evil side, then. ♥

BANANAS FOR THE WIN!

[wren-chan.livejournal.com]

Actually, I just do it that way 'cos it's easier.

WOuld it help if I admitted to taking one horizontal bite and then dividing them into thirds, lengthwise? ^^

[soc_puppet]

Easier from the handle end? o_O That's news to me. Plus, it makes the end all bruise-y :(

That might help, yes. *should probably just give in and make a banana icon at this point*

[dagronrat.livejournal.com]

I guess it depends how ripe the banana is. I like mine rather green, so the end bit just snaps off. ^____^;

*BananaIcon! DO-IT!*