Timelines and a few quick almost technical questions

So. It's officially been one Catholic year since my town and my church were hit by a tornado, and since half of the latter was swallowed up by said storm and we'd all been shoved into the Parish Hall for masses (except on the big days, when we go to the gym of our local Catholic school). It's not yet been an annual year, but we were hit on Holy Thursday last year, and it's Holy Thursday now, so I'm counting it as a church year or something.

That also puts me at about ten months since I broke my tailbone, and still a few aches and pains occasionally, but that's nothing new.

Weather's not the best right now, hovering in the mid-thirties, which... is not actually that normal for Iowa this time of year, but I'll live. I just hope the peach tree will make it through okay; I didn't get more than two peaches last year, and those were still not quite as ripe as I like; most of the rest were hit by a disease and shriveled up and turned brown before they had a chance to drop from the tree. (Socchan liek fruits >: )

In completely different news, managed to scan both the Fire and Air books this afternoon when I had a little bit of free time; this doesn't mean they'll both be up tomorrow neccessarily (though stranger things have happened), but it might mean I'll get a little more sleep. I also managed to check out a copy of Horton Hatches the Egg, and then transcribe it at Lyzz's request, which brings me to my next point/question/thing.

Anyone know of a good html equivalent to tabbing? 'Cuz some of the format just doesn't look quite right without it. I mean, I can go with it anyway, but it'll feel a bit like cheating. Also, if someone could direct me to a download manager I could install on my USB thumb drive, I would be much obliged, because I can't think of how I'm going to get Cats Don't Dance otherwise. My previous plan - "Get in early on Friday and download as soon as I sign in, wait five hours, ????, profit watch animated musical kitties" - has been debunked due to Kirkwood being closed tomorrow, and Saturday and Sunday, so my current only hopes are a) find a download manager, or b) ask someone to/pray for someone to (re)upload it, possibly in smaller chunks (with HJ Split or something) so I can actually manage to get all of it instead of waiting four hours and the lab closing while I've still got half an hour left. What, me desperate? What ever gave you that idea? Just because I finally have the chance to get my hands on a(n admittedly bootleg) copy of the animated movie I never got a chance to see in theaters but fell in love with from the commercials and when it was on Cartoon Network and now that chance is rapidly flying out the window doesn't mean you should start jumping to conclusions like that. Really. I'm not desperate at all.

Horton Hatches the Egg (transcribed)

Not entirely legal (unless the copyright has actually expired by now), but I needed it for a fic, and then Lyzz asked, so who was I to say no?

Quick notes: single returns are as they appear in the story; double returns signify a page turn/change.

( Cut for the Dr. Suess story )

Not pefect, but it gets the job done. Double thanks to Lyzz for telling me how to tab (more or less)