Blurgh

Dear digestive system,

What did I ever do to you?

No, seriously, I would like very much to know so I can stop doing it in the future. This is very uncomfortable for both of us, and I'm sure you want it stopped as much as I do.

Sincerely,
Me



(I really hope ibuprofen takes the edge off of this, or I'm not sure I'm going to sleep tonight.)