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Yeah, so, uh. If I hadn't forgotten to bring the icon that is proof that I am a terrible person, I would be doing an icon dump right now. As it is, you're stuck with the one Snooch icon, and will have to wait for the others later. Wrrrryyyyy did I have to forget that one? *fails* And yeah, if I drank, now might be a time I'd go for it. 'Cuz I've got yet another art project due tomorrow that I still haven't really started on. And every time I think about starting it, I get an attack. Unless it's in the abstract sense that I'll be able to make everything up and it doesn't have to be from real life or something. Then I'm... not terrible. But I'm still dead meat tomorrow, as me doing this and the final is pretty much my one chance of passing the class at this point. Which I would be considerably more okay with if the teacher hadn't pointed out (in front of the class, no less) that I (specifically) was going to fry if I didn't start turning things in. Just because I don't look like I've got ADHD in class doesn't mean I don't have it... *grumble grumble* *should reeeeeally get to work on that paperwork* Also, mood is now back in the gutter range ¦D Go, me! So much for it being a really, really short bout of depression. Hopefully I'll feel better once my meds are changed. Or something.
Anyway, someone distract (read as: spam) me. I feel like talking right now.
Anyway, someone distract (read as: spam) me. I feel like talking right now.
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Date: 2006-10-27 01:27 am (UTC)What do you mean, eating? It's all there to me.
:DDDDDDDDDDDD ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
that is to say, share plz? :D
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Date: 2006-10-27 01:47 am (UTC)^^a I haven't even really gotten to the actual pr0n yet, and it's still rough.
Which is to say, I'mma make this icon post, and then I'll probably type it up for you anyway. And also go reply to your entry, 'cuz I still need to do that.
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Date: 2006-10-27 01:50 am (UTC)Yaaaay. :D
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Date: 2006-10-27 02:46 am (UTC)--Opening--
The General was fifteen minutes late when he bothered to show up for the meeting. He brushed past the two men guarding the Fire Lord's council room with a casual smirk and settled nonchalantly into his place near the head of the table.
An advisor cleared his throat and rose. "Now that we are all here," he said, shooting the General a pointed glare (which the General ignored), "we can get down to buisness. First of all, farmers in the south are complaining of..."
The General smothered a yawn and tuned the advisor out. The meetings usually went on like this for some time, with various council members addressing problems facing the Fire Nation and its citizens, and various other council members offering possible solutions. The General didn't really care about the price of cabbages world-wide, or what different villages were doing for certain Fire Nation holidays, so he mostly didn't pay attention. Instead, he tended to let his mind drift; this time, it drifted to the past.
The Fire Lord had appointed him six months after the war had ended to help maintain order in a nation undergoing forcible regime change. He had been suggested for his intimate knowledge of the workings of smaller resistance groups. The new Fire Lord, recognizing the wisdom in this, had reluctantly offered him the position. He was now one of the youngest Fire Nation generals ever, as well as one of the few not to be a bender, and served under the second youngest Fire Lord in history.
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Continuing in next comment. Blasted character limit...
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Date: 2006-10-27 02:47 am (UTC)----
"...inally, some fishermen off the northern coast have reported being attacked by Earth Kingdom ships." The General's eyes sharpened and his mind snapped back to the present. "According to eye-witness reports, the attackers appear to be using Earth Kingdom fishing boats for that purpose in our common waters. After our ships settle into their routine, the Earth Kingdom ships get into range, and then do anything in their power to sink our boats; this includes using earth that had been carried onto the Earth Kingdom ships and hidden in lifeboats to punch holes in our ships' hulls. In the past month, we've lost no less than three ships to the attackers, and numerous others have been taken in for repairs, thus hitting a serious blow on our fishing trade.
"Earth Kingdom claims no knowledge of the attacks, prior or otherwise, and condemns the attackers. They have offered to help us in any way they can in bringing these rogue fighters to justice. Meanwhile, we need to work out a way to defend our people on our own." The speaker examined his audience, waiting for ideas.
The General was the first to speak. "We need to send out the remaining ships, crewed with our finest soldiers, who will be disguised as ordinary fishermen. When those rebel idiots from Earth Kingdom see all of our ships, ready for the taking, they'll attack; but we'll be ready for them!" He punctuated his speach with a punch to his hand and a dark smirk. The other council members smiled nervously, but said nothing.
The wall of fire separating the council table and the Fire Lord's throne (a formality that the current Fire Lord disapproved of, but had not yet been able to eliminate) flared up. The flames parted as the Fire Lord stood. "No. I will not condone such excessive force to stop a few measly rebels. We will work together with Earth Kingdom however we can to protect our citizens. We'll start by setting up a patrol around the northern waters. If we have enough soldiers left over, we'll send some out as guards with the fishing boats. We'll also fortify the fishing boats against attack however we can, including arming them. Any objections?" There was a collective shaking of heads from the other council members as the Fire Lord stared the General down; the General shifted in his chair and glared at the table, but said nothing. "Good. Work out the details, and see that it's implimented." The flames returned to their original height as the Fire Lord settled back in his throne, and the council members began to speak again. The General remained silent, but this time when his mind drifted, it was on more immediate matters.
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And then pr0n happens.
Er, yeah. Hope it was clear enough who was who (I'm pretty sure it was, and the pr0n-y bits will definitely make it clear, but I gotta check). ...Also, I still can't believe I actually wrote the Fire Lord using the Royal We XD (Any idea if there's a way to address the Fire Lord directly without using "Fire Lord So-and-so"?)
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Date: 2006-10-27 02:53 am (UTC)It's very clear! :DDD I sooo can't wait for the rest of it. (Hmm. Well, since Zuko is a prince and Azula is a prince, perhaps the Fire Lord is a bit like a king, and can be called Your Majesty?)
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Date: 2006-10-27 06:45 pm (UTC)I just need to get around to writing it ^^a Let's hope I'm not too distracted by tentacle monsters. (That's sorta what I was thinking, too. Maybe I should just re-watch the entire series
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Date: 2006-10-27 09:40 pm (UTC)Heh. Are tentacle monsters very distracting? XD (I don't think they do. But still, it's a logical conclusion to make. *shrugs*)
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Date: 2006-10-28 07:54 pm (UTC)Only when I dedicate a whole universe to them ¬_¬...