Meme + music joke

[soc_puppet]

Nabbed from... a couple of people, actually.

Mingle² - Online Dating

...They must not be reading very far back is all I can say. Okay, use of the word 'ass' I get, but use of the word 'zombie'? How do zombies get me a PG rating? For that matter, how does 'ass' only warrant PG?

Also, all this is doing is making me want to make a 'kinks' meme more than jeva_chan already has.



C, E-flat and G go into a bar.

The bartender says, "Sorry, but we don't serve minors." So E-flat leaves, and C and G have an open fifth between them.

After a few drinks, the fifth is diminished and G is out flat. F comes in and tries to augment the situation, but is not sharp enough.

D comes in and heads for the bathroom, saying, "Excuse me. I'll just be a second."

Then A comes in, but the bartender is not convinced that this relative of C is not a minor.

Then the bartender notices B-flat hiding at the end of the bar and says, "Get out! You're a minor and the seventh minor I've found in this bar tonight."

E-flat comes back the next night in a three-piece suite with nicely shined shoes. The bartender says, "You're looking sharp tonight. Come on in, this could be a major development."

Sure enough, E-flat soon takes off his suit and everything else, and is au natural.

Eventually C sobers up and realizes in horror that he's under a rest. C is brought to trial, found guilty of contributing to the diminution of a minor, and is sentenced to 10 years of DS without Coda at an upscale correctional facility.

On appeal, however, C is found innocent of any wrongdoing, even accidental.

The judge rules that all contrary motions are bassless.

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I was in pun-induced pain after reading that. The good kind of pun-induced pain, but nevertheless.


And I'll close by saying that I keep wanting to use my Sonoko icons in this journal, and I'm wondering if I shouldn't just give up on the idea of not doing so.

Edit: I'm using how many of my userpics already?! Jeez, maybe I should reconsider uploading Face on Mars. *goes deleting*

Comments

[thesuzukimethod.livejournal.com]

XD I only really got about half of it, but the rest I could kinda guess at, so.

Right, will do :3b And yes. Ohohoohoho!

[candy--chan.livejournal.com]

If you want me to, I could probably explain most if not all of it--I think I might have missed a couple of things on the first read-through :3

YAYNESS!!

[thesuzukimethod.livejournal.com]

I think I'll be okay, thanks all the same.

>D *begins evil plots*