Meme + music joke

[soc_puppet]

Nabbed from... a couple of people, actually.

Mingle² - Online Dating

...They must not be reading very far back is all I can say. Okay, use of the word 'ass' I get, but use of the word 'zombie'? How do zombies get me a PG rating? For that matter, how does 'ass' only warrant PG?

Also, all this is doing is making me want to make a 'kinks' meme more than jeva_chan already has.



C, E-flat and G go into a bar.

The bartender says, "Sorry, but we don't serve minors." So E-flat leaves, and C and G have an open fifth between them.

After a few drinks, the fifth is diminished and G is out flat. F comes in and tries to augment the situation, but is not sharp enough.

D comes in and heads for the bathroom, saying, "Excuse me. I'll just be a second."

Then A comes in, but the bartender is not convinced that this relative of C is not a minor.

Then the bartender notices B-flat hiding at the end of the bar and says, "Get out! You're a minor and the seventh minor I've found in this bar tonight."

E-flat comes back the next night in a three-piece suite with nicely shined shoes. The bartender says, "You're looking sharp tonight. Come on in, this could be a major development."

Sure enough, E-flat soon takes off his suit and everything else, and is au natural.

Eventually C sobers up and realizes in horror that he's under a rest. C is brought to trial, found guilty of contributing to the diminution of a minor, and is sentenced to 10 years of DS without Coda at an upscale correctional facility.

On appeal, however, C is found innocent of any wrongdoing, even accidental.

The judge rules that all contrary motions are bassless.

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I was in pun-induced pain after reading that. The good kind of pun-induced pain, but nevertheless.


And I'll close by saying that I keep wanting to use my Sonoko icons in this journal, and I'm wondering if I shouldn't just give up on the idea of not doing so.

Edit: I'm using how many of my userpics already?! Jeez, maybe I should reconsider uploading Face on Mars. *goes deleting*

Comments

[lyzzle.livejournal.com]

♥♥♥ Unfortunately, the zips are too large for Mediafire. Do you have a preference for any other sites? They're only slightly larger than 100 MB each.

PS: I wanted to use my Fai & hearts; icon for this, but I forgot to renew my userpics. XD; I need to get to that.

[thesuzukimethod.livejournal.com]

Well, I'm already using MU for something else (that probably won't finish before I have to go/change computers), SS has that stupid 50kbs limit for free users and the one file at a time limit, and TurboUpload I think has an even smaller limit than MF ^^a Er, I'd be willing to take any of these, but I'm just as fine with you splitting up the files for fitting to MF or something.

Oops? X3;;; Yes, good idea.

[lyzzle.livejournal.com]

...Actually, SS has a 300 MB limit, and I can upload up to 5 files at a time. I'm not entirely sure why this is, but I'm not questioning it. Uploading to SS is go! I only have volumes 19 and 20 of Tsubasa, but I have volume 8 through the latest scanlated chapter of volume 12 for xxxHOLiC. XD;

Yes... note to self: go bug Mom soon for use of her credit card.

[thesuzukimethod.livejournal.com]

'Kay, then :3b Hopefully timing won't kill my hopes and dreams ;)

Note approved.

*drops fancy html due to laziness*

[lyzzle.livejournal.com]

Hopefully! ^^;

*always a good reason to do so XD*

[thesuzukimethod.livejournal.com]

And if not, well, I should be spending my time making more icons anyway. 'Specially since Bulma-mun was kind enough to get me a paid account + userpics add-on ♥♥♥

*so true :3b*

[lyzzle.livejournal.com]

Yay! :D ...Ahaha... like, 3 times already today, I've been like, "Ooh! I want to go icon hunting/making!" then I realize... I have no space for them anymore. D: And Mom's too busy to let me renew them right now.

[thesuzukimethod.livejournal.com]

Paaaaiin :(

I'm going to be busy trying to think of good keywords for the lot of 'em. I like what I have so far, but I still occasionally get the feeling I could do better. Note to self: make sad icon(s). ...Also, more bikini icons.

[lyzzle.livejournal.com]

Eh. I should probably wait until my paid account expires anyway, so I can renew them both at the same time.

I might could help if you get stuck. :D I approve of this note!

[thesuzukimethod.livejournal.com]

Well whatever.

Tempting, tempting. I've got a potential list at home, but not all of them fit what I want, so. Iunno, what've ya got off the top of your head? As do I! :3b Have tentative plans to do a sunbathing post with Bulma sometime in July ♥ HAY BULMA, LET'S GO PICK UP DUDES :DDDb

[lyzzle.livejournal.com]

For that icon, or just any of them? FUN. :D

[thesuzukimethod.livejournal.com]

That one I'm mostly happy with. Any of 'em, I guess? This (http://community.livejournal.com/campersfuckoff/1922512.html?thread=67259600#t67259600) (and this (http://community.livejournal.com/campersfuckoff/1922512.html?thread=67260112#t67260112)) is what we were doing yesterday, IT WAS HILARIOUS :DDDb

[lyzzle.livejournal.com]

I shall probably have to look over them and think on it. ^^; God those two are like heterosexual soul mates. XD

[soc_puppet]

That works :3b *whee, look who switched accounts!* XD That's probably the best way I've ever heard it put. ...That, or inter dimensional clones or something.

[lyzzle.livejournal.com]

*yay account switching! XD look who renewed her account! :D* AU twins, maybe? Though that usually refers to appearance...

[soc_puppet]

*yaaaay! and also yay to that :3bbb* *also, more fancy html droppage, go!* Near as I can tell, yeah, which is why I don't use it. Although, just color Sonoko's hair blue or Bulma's hair blonde tea-colored ...light brown, and they could be sisters separated at birth or something.

[lyzzle.livejournal.com]

Here's Tsubasa (http://www.sendspace.com/file/zx51hp)! I had to upload them separately because Firefox crashed. :(

[soc_puppet]

Thank you! I'll have to get to them tomorrow anyway, though, 'cuz the library's closing in twelve minutes ^^a Oh well!

Also, kink!fic meme more-or-less plotted out :3b

[lyzzle.livejournal.com]

Kay. xxxHOLiC will definitely be up by then. (If Firefox decides to cooperate. -_-)

Yay! :D

[lyzzle.livejournal.com]

Oh wait. My paid account expires today. XD; Ooops. Ahem.

[thesuzukimethod.livejournal.com]

XD ...I need a laughing icon, too. This will have to do for now.

[lyzzle.livejournal.com]

^^; Just paid Mom and stole her credit card. Renewing now...