Meme + music joke

[soc_puppet]

Nabbed from... a couple of people, actually.

Mingle² - Online Dating

...They must not be reading very far back is all I can say. Okay, use of the word 'ass' I get, but use of the word 'zombie'? How do zombies get me a PG rating? For that matter, how does 'ass' only warrant PG?

Also, all this is doing is making me want to make a 'kinks' meme more than jeva_chan already has.



C, E-flat and G go into a bar.

The bartender says, "Sorry, but we don't serve minors." So E-flat leaves, and C and G have an open fifth between them.

After a few drinks, the fifth is diminished and G is out flat. F comes in and tries to augment the situation, but is not sharp enough.

D comes in and heads for the bathroom, saying, "Excuse me. I'll just be a second."

Then A comes in, but the bartender is not convinced that this relative of C is not a minor.

Then the bartender notices B-flat hiding at the end of the bar and says, "Get out! You're a minor and the seventh minor I've found in this bar tonight."

E-flat comes back the next night in a three-piece suite with nicely shined shoes. The bartender says, "You're looking sharp tonight. Come on in, this could be a major development."

Sure enough, E-flat soon takes off his suit and everything else, and is au natural.

Eventually C sobers up and realizes in horror that he's under a rest. C is brought to trial, found guilty of contributing to the diminution of a minor, and is sentenced to 10 years of DS without Coda at an upscale correctional facility.

On appeal, however, C is found innocent of any wrongdoing, even accidental.

The judge rules that all contrary motions are bassless.

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I was in pun-induced pain after reading that. The good kind of pun-induced pain, but nevertheless.


And I'll close by saying that I keep wanting to use my Sonoko icons in this journal, and I'm wondering if I shouldn't just give up on the idea of not doing so.

Edit: I'm using how many of my userpics already?! Jeez, maybe I should reconsider uploading Face on Mars. *goes deleting*

Comments

*bows*

[lyzzle.livejournal.com]

It definitely does. I plan to complain there often once I work up the courage to delurk.

YAY.

What do you mean? Are they talking about it?

Re: *bows*

[thesuzukimethod.livejournal.com]

DELURKING, GO! I'm still trying to work out what I want to ask for, myself.

*salute!*

Yes and no? Mostly no, I assume. *is way behind on Holic, BTW* I did pick up the stuff about Himawari's background and the accident with Watanuki and Doumeki and stuff from shamelessly reading all the Gaara+Himawari threads that were linked in Himawari's journal ...yeah, what the strikeouts said. And I'm current through bloodsucking and slightly into chess for TRC. Er. Is there more I should know and/or focus on getting NOW NOW NOW?

Re: *bows*

[lyzzle.livejournal.com]

I have tons of things to ask for, I just need to decide what I want first. XD

Um. Yes. ...Yes. You should get Fai's backstory. Or at least, what we have of it. And what's going down with Watanuki and Sakura. Sounds like you're not too far behind. I actually have all of it on this computer if you want me to upload it. :D

Re: *bows*

[thesuzukimethod.livejournal.com]

Well, if it's something I know (and don't anti-ship), I'll do my best to help out? POST, YOUNG GIRL! THERE'S NO SHAME IN MAKING MORE THAN ONE AS THE MOOD STRIKES.

What. What. We have what now. And what. what o_o




yes plz plz to upload for me plz plz plz plz ♥♥♥

Re: *bows*

[lyzzle.livejournal.com]

:D SIR, YES, SIR.

That's what I said.

Uploading in progress! I'm just going to give you everything I have, just in case. If it's not enough, I can probably link you to places to get the rest.

Re: *bows*

[thesuzukimethod.livejournal.com]

GO! FIGHT! WIN!

Thaaaaank yooooou ♥♥♥♥♥ *more hearts follow*

[lyzzle.livejournal.com]

♥♥♥ Unfortunately, the zips are too large for Mediafire. Do you have a preference for any other sites? They're only slightly larger than 100 MB each.

PS: I wanted to use my Fai & hearts; icon for this, but I forgot to renew my userpics. XD; I need to get to that.

[thesuzukimethod.livejournal.com]

Well, I'm already using MU for something else (that probably won't finish before I have to go/change computers), SS has that stupid 50kbs limit for free users and the one file at a time limit, and TurboUpload I think has an even smaller limit than MF ^^a Er, I'd be willing to take any of these, but I'm just as fine with you splitting up the files for fitting to MF or something.

Oops? X3;;; Yes, good idea.

[lyzzle.livejournal.com]

...Actually, SS has a 300 MB limit, and I can upload up to 5 files at a time. I'm not entirely sure why this is, but I'm not questioning it. Uploading to SS is go! I only have volumes 19 and 20 of Tsubasa, but I have volume 8 through the latest scanlated chapter of volume 12 for xxxHOLiC. XD;

Yes... note to self: go bug Mom soon for use of her credit card.

[thesuzukimethod.livejournal.com]

'Kay, then :3b Hopefully timing won't kill my hopes and dreams ;)

Note approved.

*drops fancy html due to laziness*

[lyzzle.livejournal.com]

Hopefully! ^^;

*always a good reason to do so XD*

[thesuzukimethod.livejournal.com]

And if not, well, I should be spending my time making more icons anyway. 'Specially since Bulma-mun was kind enough to get me a paid account + userpics add-on ♥♥♥

*so true :3b*

[lyzzle.livejournal.com]

Yay! :D ...Ahaha... like, 3 times already today, I've been like, "Ooh! I want to go icon hunting/making!" then I realize... I have no space for them anymore. D: And Mom's too busy to let me renew them right now.

[thesuzukimethod.livejournal.com]

Paaaaiin :(

I'm going to be busy trying to think of good keywords for the lot of 'em. I like what I have so far, but I still occasionally get the feeling I could do better. Note to self: make sad icon(s). ...Also, more bikini icons.

[lyzzle.livejournal.com]

Eh. I should probably wait until my paid account expires anyway, so I can renew them both at the same time.

I might could help if you get stuck. :D I approve of this note!

[thesuzukimethod.livejournal.com]

Well whatever.

Tempting, tempting. I've got a potential list at home, but not all of them fit what I want, so. Iunno, what've ya got off the top of your head? As do I! :3b Have tentative plans to do a sunbathing post with Bulma sometime in July ♥ HAY BULMA, LET'S GO PICK UP DUDES :DDDb

[lyzzle.livejournal.com]

For that icon, or just any of them? FUN. :D

[thesuzukimethod.livejournal.com]

That one I'm mostly happy with. Any of 'em, I guess? This (http://community.livejournal.com/campersfuckoff/1922512.html?thread=67259600#t67259600) (and this (http://community.livejournal.com/campersfuckoff/1922512.html?thread=67260112#t67260112)) is what we were doing yesterday, IT WAS HILARIOUS :DDDb

[lyzzle.livejournal.com]

I shall probably have to look over them and think on it. ^^; God those two are like heterosexual soul mates. XD

[soc_puppet]

That works :3b *whee, look who switched accounts!* XD That's probably the best way I've ever heard it put. ...That, or inter dimensional clones or something.

[lyzzle.livejournal.com]

*yay account switching! XD look who renewed her account! :D* AU twins, maybe? Though that usually refers to appearance...

[soc_puppet]

*yaaaay! and also yay to that :3bbb* *also, more fancy html droppage, go!* Near as I can tell, yeah, which is why I don't use it. Although, just color Sonoko's hair blue or Bulma's hair blonde tea-colored ...light brown, and they could be sisters separated at birth or something.

[lyzzle.livejournal.com]

Oh wait. My paid account expires today. XD; Ooops. Ahem.

[thesuzukimethod.livejournal.com]

XD ...I need a laughing icon, too. This will have to do for now.

[lyzzle.livejournal.com]

^^; Just paid Mom and stole her credit card. Renewing now...